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One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disneyland. When they saw a sign that said "Disneyland left" they turned around and went home.

two blondes were driving to disneyland. when they came to a fork in the road, a sign said disneyland left. so they went home

Why is there no Disneyland in China? No one`s tall enough to go on the good rides.

Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left". So they went home.

Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.