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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"? They couldnt, they were adders!

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he told them to go forth and multiply? They couldn`t - they were adders.

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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"? They couldn't, they were adders!