Dissappeared Jokes

Once an American, a Japanese & Satharji were lost in an island, then when they were finding a way out a small bottle came to the shore from the sea. They all ran to open it, when they opened it a jini came out from the bottle & said "Thank you all for saving me from that small bottle, for this help I will give you each a wish"
The American said "My family is waiting for me so please send me back to America!" then the jini said some magic words & the American dissappeared.
The Japanese said "Even my family also waiting for me so please send me to Japan!" again jini said the words & Japanese dissappeared.
"What is your wish?" asked the jini from Satharji.
"Oh man, its boaring here so please bring them back"

There once was a magic mirror, if you asked it a question and it was true then you would not dissappear, but if it was wrong you would dissappear. So a redhead walks up to it and says "I am the richest girl in the world, she dissappeared, the brunette said that she was the prettiest girl in the world she dissappered, the blonde went to the mirror and said "I think... and she dissappeared