Satharji Jokes

Once an American, a Japanese & Satharji were lost in an island, then when they were finding a way out a small bottle came to the shore from the sea. They all ran to open it, when they opened it a jini came out from the bottle & said "Thank you all for saving me from that small bottle, for this help I will give you each a wish"
The American said "My family is waiting for me so please send me back to America!" then the jini said some magic words & the American dissappeared.
The Japanese said "Even my family also waiting for me so please send me to Japan!" again jini said the words & Japanese dissappeared.
"What is your wish?" asked the jini from Satharji.
"Oh man, its boaring here so please bring them back"

Once Satharji was walking on the street & when he came to an electronic shop he went in & asked the keeper "How much is that T. V?" pointing at something.
"We don't sell things for Satharjis" replied the keeper
Then after some times he came with changing his clothes & appearance & asked again "How much is that T. V?" pointing at the same thing
"We don't sell things to Satharjis" replied the keeper.
Then again he came with changing his appearance & clothing's & asked again "How much is that T. V?"
"Sorry, I said you that we don't sell things to Satharjis"
Satharji got angry removed his wig & clothes & asked "How the hell do you know that I'm a Satharji?"
"Because Satharjis are stupid" replied the keeper
"Why?" asked the Satharji
"You were pointing at a microwave & asking me how much is that T. V"

Satharji is a man who works in a construction company.
Once when they were constructing a building, at lunch time when they all sat together to have their lunch in the fifth floor.

one man siad that he likes bread & if his wife havent given bread he would jump & suicide, when he opened the lunch bx it was not bread he jumped from the building.

then another said that he likes parata & if it is not there he would die, it was not there & he jumped. another said he likes rice & if it is not there he would die, & it wasnt there he jumped.

then Satharji said that he likes pizzas & if it is not there he would die, when he opened the lunch box some sandwitches were there then he jumped from the building.

that evening everybodys wives came & were crying but Satharjis wife didnt cry. then everybody asked her " Why arent you crying?"
"Why should I cry for this stupid man? today i didnt make lunch for him..... he made it by more...