"Satharji joke 3" joke
Once an American, a Japanese & Satharji were lost in an island, then when they were finding a way out a small bottle came to the shore from the sea. They all ran to open it, when they opened it a jini came out from the bottle & said "Thank you all for saving me from that small bottle, for this help I will give you each a wish"
The American said "My family is waiting for me so please send me back to America!" then the jini said some magic words & the American dissappeared.
The Japanese said "Even my family also waiting for me so please send me to Japan!" again jini said the words & Japanese dissappeared.
"What is your wish?" asked the jini from Satharji.
"Oh man, its boaring here so please bring them back"
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