Districts Jokes

The NAACP on Monday announced that on Election Day, it will monitor voting in 10 states (including Florida and Ohio) by sending observers to voting stations in black districts.
When asked about the move, Florida Governor Jeb Bush said, "I don't why they're sending people here. Florida doesn't have any voting stations in black districts."

According to a new analysis of Census data, “the marriage gap” hurt Republicans in the midterm elections since Republican districts are mostly made up of married people, while Democratic districts are mostly people not allowed to get married.

Article 76 (1)
Parliament shall not abdicate or in any manner alienate its
legislative power, and shall not set up any authority with any
legislative power.
Article 5
The territory of the Republic of Sri Lanka shall consist of the
twenty-four administrative districts, the names of which are set
out in the First Schedule, and its territorial waters.
Schedule
First Schedule
Article 5
Names of Administrative Districts:
1. Colombo
2. Gampaha
3. Kalutara
4. Kandy
5. Matale
6. Nuwara Eliya
7. Galle
8. Matara
9. Hambantota
10. Jaffna
11. Mannar
12. Vavuniya
13. Mullaitivu
14. Batticaloa
15. Ampara
16. Trincomalee
17. Kurunegala
18. Puttalam
19. Anuradhapura
20. Polonnaruwa
21. Badulla
22. Moneragala
23. Ratnapura
24. Kegalla