Doll Jokes / Recent Jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Easter Island Barbie. ..the famous statue with blonde hair

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mick Jagger Barbie. ..Mick with Barbie's head...but Mick's lips

As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them.

What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings were overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty.

One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart.

I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, "What does this do?" "You're kidding me!" and "Who would buy that?"

Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane during rush more...

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Headgear Barbie. ..guaranteed to make kids with braces feel better!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rasta Barbie. ..she's got a tie-dyed t-shirt, dreadlocks and reggae CD; rolling papers sold separately

Hear about the life-like inflatable doll?
Put a ring on her finger and her hips expand.

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - House Wife Barbie. ..dressed in ratty, old housecoat; comes with dirty laundry and sink full of dishes