Doll Jokes / Recent Jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Werewolf Barbie. ..normal doll, except under a full moon

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banzai Barbie. .. a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely resembles Barbie

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Safari Barbie. ..with rifle, pith helmet, and pygmy guide

Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll? It comes with all of Ken's stuff!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Militant Femminist Barbie. ..with an assault rifle

Little Emily, the minister's daughter, ran into the house, crying as though her heart would break."What's wrong, dear?" asked the pastor."My doll! Billy broke it!" she sobbed."How did he break it, Emily?""I hit him over the head with it."

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hunchback Barbie. ..pull the string and she cries, "Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"