Dolly Jokes / Recent Jokes
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I`ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
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Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly,
"I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don`t believe you," said Dolly.
"It`s true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.
Dolly Parton and Princess Di both died, and found themselves at the pearly
gates.
Dolly Parton knocked, and in a moment, Saint Peter arrived.
He looked at them both, and told them that he could only let one in,
because heaven was getting a little crowded.
So, he gave them both one chance to convince him to let them in.
Dolly Parton lifted up her top, and showed Saint Peter the biggest and
most impressive set of tits he'd ever seen.
Princess Di thought for a while on how to top that one, then all of a
sudden, squatted by Saint Peter and pissed on his feet.
He said nothing, but opened the gates and let Princess Di through.
Dolly was pissed off about this, and screamed
A little girl the age of three years old walks into the bath room and see her daddy naked in the bath, she looks at her dads penis and says "Daddy whats that" her dad was quite imbarrased by this and said " oh its my dolly" the little girl said oh so can i play with ur dolly" and her daddy said "yes of course".
The next day she went down stairs and said "daddy can i play with ur dolly again" her daddy replied " Yes ok dolly would like that but we will have to play in ur bedroom today".
Next morning her mum went into the little girls bedroom and said "oh my whats all this blood in ur bed" the little girl replied " Daddys dolly spat at me so I bit its head off"
How many men did it take to carry Dolly Parton off stage when she fainted? Four - two abreast.
Dolly Parton reminds you of the `Grand Tetons'.
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before the angel to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets in.
The angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven, whereupon she takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."
The angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it. The angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."
Dolly is outraged..."What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She performs a rude act of hygiene and she gets in. Would you explain that to more...
How do you know which kids in the playground are Dolly Parton's? They're the ones with the stretch marks around their lips.