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Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.
Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell rang.
The man got out of the tub, put on his slippers and robe and went to the door.
A salesman at the door wanted to know if he needed any brushes.
Slamming the door, the man returned to the bath.
The doorbell rang again. On went the slippers and robe, and the man started for the door again. He took one step, slipped on a wet spot, fell backward, and hit his back against the hard porcelain bathtub.
Cursing under his breath, the man struggled into his street clothes and with every move a stab of pain, drove to the doctor.
After examining him, the doctor said, "You know, you've been lucky.
Nothing is broken. But you need to relax...
Why don't you go home and take a long hot bath?"

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press the doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small, and the doorbell is placed at normal adult height, and the little fellow just can't reach. After watching the boy's sorry efforts for some time as he moves closer to the boy's position, the priest steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing one hand kindly on the child's shoulder, leans over the boy and gives the doorbell a solid ring.
Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?"
To which the urchin replies, "Now we run like Hell!"

Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.
Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell rang. The man got out of the tub, put on his slippers and robe and went to the door.
A salesman at the door wanted to know if he needed any brushes.
Slamming the door, the man returned to the bath.
The doorbell rang again. On went the slippers and robe, and the man started for the door again. He took one step, slipped on a wet spot, fell backward, and hit his back against the hard porcelain bathtub.
Cursing under his breath, the man struggled into his street clothes and with every move a stab of pain, drove to the doctor.
After examining him, the doctor said, "You know, you've been lucky. Nothing is broken. But you need to relax. Why don't you go home and take a long hot bath?"

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very smallboy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him toreach.After watching the boys efforts for some time, the priest moves closer tothe boys position.He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives thedoorbell a sold ring.Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently andasks, "And now what, my little man?"To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"

Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell rang.The man got out of the tub, put on his slippers and robe and went to the door.A salesman at the door wanted to know if he needed any brushes.Slamming the door, the man returned to the bath.The doorbell rang again. On went the slippers and robe, and the man started for the door again. He took one step, slipped on a wet spot, fell backward, and hit his back against the hard porcelain bathtub.Cursing under his breath, the man struggled into his street clothes and with every move a stab of pain, drove to the doctor.After examining him, the doctor said, "You know, you've been lucky.Nothing is broken. But you need to relax...Why don't you go home and take a long hot bath?"

A Priest Was Walking Down His Street One Day When He Noticed A Very Small Boy Trying To Press The Doorbell On A House. The Boy Was Very Short And The Doorbell Was Too High For Him To Reach. After Watching The Boy's Efforts For Some Time, The Priest Moved Closer To The Boy.
He Crossed The Street, Walked Up Behind The Little Fellow, Placed His Hand Kindheartedly On The Child's Shoulder, Leaned Over And Gave The Doorbell A Solid Ring.
Crouching Down To The Child's Level, The Priest Smiled Benevolently And Asked, "And Now What, My Little Man?" To Which The Boy Replied, "Now We Run!"

This guy has four daughters who all live at home. One Friday night the doorbell rings. The guy answers it and a kid standing there says' Hi, I'm Freddy. I'm here to pick up Betty. We're gonna go eat spaghetti. Is she ready?' The man, mildly amused calls down his daughter and the two leave.

A few minutes later the doorbell rings again and he answers. A kid standing there says' Hi, I'm Jim. I'm here to see Kim. We're gonna go for a swim. Can I come in?' The guy, now perplexed, says yes and the two take off.

A few minutes later the doorbell rings and again the father answers. A kid standing there says' Hi, I'm Joe. I'm here to pick up Flo. We're gonna go to the show. Can she go?' The man, now kind of annoyed says yes and the two depart.

Sure enough, af few minutes later the door rings and the father answers. A kid standing there says' Hi, I'm Chuck..'

The father shot him.