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A Priest Was Walking Down A Street One Day When He Noticed A Very Small Boy Trying To Press The Doorbell On A House. The Boy
Was Very Short And The Doorbell Was Too High For Him. After Watching The Boy's Efforts For Some Time, The Priest Walked Up
Behind The Little Fellow, Placed His Hand Kind-Heartedly On The Child's Shoulder, Leaned Over And Gave The Doorbell A Solid
Ring. Crouching Down To The Child's Level, The Priest Smiled And Asked, "And Now What, My Little Man?" To Which The Boy
Replied, "Now We Run!"

One night a man is driving when his car breaks down in the middle of the street. He walks to the nearest house and rings the doorbell. A little old lady answers the door wearing a pink robe and pink slippers. The man asks if he can use her phone to call a toe truck. The old lady tells him it is to late to call for a toe truck so he can stay the night w/ her and call in the morning. She takes him through the pink hallway, up the pink stairs, through another pink hallway to the 3rd pink door to the right. She tells him that this is where he will sleep for the night. she walks back down the pink hall to the 1st pink door on the left and open the door. She walks in and takes off her pink robe and pink slippers, turns off the pink light and gets into her pink bed. About an hour later the doorbell rings agian. She put on her pink slippers and her pin robe, crawles out of her pink bed, turns on the pink light and leaves the room. She walks down the pink hallway, down the pink stairs, down more...

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS: 1. WON`T BEAT ME UP
2. WON`T RUN AWAY
3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail... all to no avail. None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications. Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and what do you want?" "Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams. I`ve got no arms, so I can`t beat you up and I`ve got no legs, so I can`t run away." The old woman asked, "What makes you think you`re so great in bed?" To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn`t I?"

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy's position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring. Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?" To which the boy replies, "Now we run!

The doorbell rings and a guy answers his front door and finds a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and tosses it out into the yard.
Two years later, the doorbell rings and the man answers the door and there is the same snail. And the snail says, "Now, what was that about?!"

A priest was walking down his street one day when he noticed a very small boy trying to press the doorbell on a house.
The boy was very short and the doorbell was too high for
him to reach.
After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the
priest moved closer to the boy. He crossed the street,
walked up behind the little fellow, placed his hand kindheartedly on the child's shoulder leaned over and gave the doorbell a solid ring.
Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiled
benevolently and asked, "And now what, my little man?"
To which the boy replied, "Now we run!"

A priest was walking down the street when he saw a little boy on the front porch of a house trying to reach the doorbell.
The little fellow was standing on his tip toes and jumping up and down, but still he couldn't reach the bell. The priest walked over to him and asked, "Do you need some help?"
"Yes, please," replied the boy. So, the priest rang the doorbell and then said, "What now?"
"Run!!!" shouted the little boy.