"The Pink House" joke
One night a man is driving when his car breaks down in the middle of the street. He walks to the nearest house and rings the doorbell. A little old lady answers the door wearing a pink robe and pink slippers. The man asks if he can use her phone to call a toe truck. The old lady tells him it is to late to call for a toe truck so he can stay the night w/ her and call in the morning. She takes him through the pink hallway, up the pink stairs, through another pink hallway to the 3rd pink door to the right. She tells him that this is where he will sleep for the night. she walks back down the pink hall to the 1st pink door on the left and open the door. She walks in and takes off her pink robe and pink slippers, turns off the pink light and gets into her pink bed. About an hour later the doorbell rings agian. She put on her pink slippers and her pin robe, crawles out of her pink bed, turns on the pink light and leaves the room. She walks down the pink hallway, down the pink stairs, down another pink hallway to the pink door and opens it. A woman is standing at the door and asks the old lady if she can use her phone to call a toe truck because there is a car in the middle of the street. The old lady tells her it is to late to call a toe truck that she can stay w/ her for the night. She takes the woman through the pink hallway, up the pink stairs, through the second pink hallway to the first pink door on right and tells her this is where she will sleep for the night.The little old lady then returns down to her bedroom, takes off her pin robe and slippers, turns off the pink light and returns to bed. A bout a half an hour later the doorbell rings once agian. The little old lady turns on the pink light, puts on her pink robe and slippers, goes down the pink hallway, down the pink stairs, down the other pink hallway, and answers the pink door. It is a man asking to call a toe truck. Once agian the little old lady tells him that it is too late to call a toe truck that he can stay with her for the night. she takes him trough th pin hallway, up the pink stairs, and down another pink hallway to the 3rd pink door on the left. she then re-enters her bedroom, takes off her pink robe and slippers, turns off the light and gets back into her pink bed. In the morning everybody walks out of their pink rooms, go through the pink hallway, down the pink stairs, through the other pink hallway and enters the kitchen. The old lady (wearing her pink robe and slippers) reaches up into the pink cabnit and pulls out two boxes of cereal. The first box is frosted flakes the second, corn flakes. She then reaches into the pink refridgerator and pulls out a gallon of milk. Then she opens another cabnit and pulls down four pink bowls. Finally she opens a pink drawer and removes four pink spoons. She asks the first man what he wants. He tells her he wants frosted flakes. She pours him a bowl and moves on to the next man. He tells her he wants corn flakes. She pours him a bowl and moves on to the woman. The woman tells her she wants frosted flakes. The old lady pours her a bowl and sits down. She then pours herself a bowl of frosted flakes.
What is the moral to this story?
1 out of every 4 people will choose frosted flakes over corn flakes.
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