Agian Jokes

One night a blonde was driveing in her car and saw a stranger on the road. She stoped and asked if she could help. The dark stranger replied to her "Yes you can get out of your car and stand in the box I have drawn on the road and dont move from it." so she did. He told her that if she moved there would be dier consequinces. So he turned from her. All of a sudden she started laughing. He turned to her quickly. Then knocked out her windows and replied "I told you so." then turned agian. Not one minute after he turned she was laughing agian. So he riped out the seat cloth and replied "I told you so" then turned agian. all of a sudden she begain to laugh agian. he quickly turned to her then blew up her car and replied "I told you so" then turned once more. she then laughed agian. He turned to her frustratedly and asked "Why are you laughing, I just blew up your car?" then she said "I steped out of the box while you wasnt looking.

One night a man is driving when his car breaks down in the middle of the street. He walks to the nearest house and rings the doorbell. A little old lady answers the door wearing a pink robe and pink slippers. The man asks if he can use her phone to call a toe truck. The old lady tells him it is to late to call for a toe truck so he can stay the night w/ her and call in the morning. She takes him through the pink hallway, up the pink stairs, through another pink hallway to the 3rd pink door to the right. She tells him that this is where he will sleep for the night. she walks back down the pink hall to the 1st pink door on the left and open the door. She walks in and takes off her pink robe and pink slippers, turns off the pink light and gets into her pink bed. About an hour later the doorbell rings agian. She put on her pink slippers and her pin robe, crawles out of her pink bed, turns on the pink light and leaves the room. She walks down the pink hallway, down the pink stairs, down more...

Three men were sitting on a bridge one red head one brunet and one blonde the first one said if my wife packes me ham agian im gonna comit suicide and jump off this bridge. 2 man goes if my wife packes me spagagtti agian im going to comit suicide and jump off this bridge. 3 man says if my wife pakes me salami agian im gonna comit suicdie and jump off this bridge. The next day the first one got ham his jumped off. The 2 one got spagetti and he jumped off the bridge. The 3 one got bologna and he jumped off the bridge. The 1 wife said im so sorry, the 2 wife said im so sorry, The 3 wife said don't look at me he packes his own lunch.