Comit Jokes

there was this blond bibbo tryin 2 comit sewiside so... she hangs out of a top window wid her hand tied to on a rop a ma n walks past and says "wot in the world r u doin" she replise" tryin 2 comit sewiside" his says "well y dont u tie it round ur nek "she says"well i tred that but i cont breath"
hehehehahahahohoho lol

Three men were sitting on a bridge one red head one brunet and one blonde the first one said if my wife packes me ham agian im gonna comit suicide and jump off this bridge. 2 man goes if my wife packes me spagagtti agian im going to comit suicide and jump off this bridge. 3 man says if my wife pakes me salami agian im gonna comit suicdie and jump off this bridge. The next day the first one got ham his jumped off. The 2 one got spagetti and he jumped off the bridge. The 3 one got bologna and he jumped off the bridge. The 1 wife said im so sorry, the 2 wife said im so sorry, The 3 wife said don't look at me he packes his own lunch.