Tryin Jokes

there was this blond bibbo tryin 2 comit sewiside so... she hangs out of a top window wid her hand tied to on a rop a ma n walks past and says "wot in the world r u doin" she replise" tryin 2 comit sewiside" his says "well y dont u tie it round ur nek "she says"well i tred that but i cont breath"
hehehehahahahohoho lol

It's so dry here, the fish are knocking on the door, askin' for a drink of water.He disappeared like a belch in a wind storm.Who blew out your pilot light?I'm so hungry I could lick the sweat off a cafeteria window!It's so good, it'd make a freight train take a dirt road!My stomach's full, but my mouth ain't satisfied!Well now! Don't that just fry your tater?That steak's so rare, a good vet could save it!That's about as easy as nailin' Jell-O to the wall.That feller ain't nothin' but an appetite with skin drawn over it.I'm old and ugly, but I can still pull up to the table three times a day.You can't chew with somebody else's teeth.When foxes pack the jury box, the chicken's always guilty!That's like tryin' to sneak sunup past a rooster!Noisier than a mule in a tin barn.Sexy as socks on a rooster.Mad as a mule chewin' bumblebees.A fartin' horse never tires.You shut the barn door after your horse got out.You're about as useful as a bucket under a bull!Now that he's sowed his wild oats, more...