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Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!"Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him, we finally get to ask him."The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, Dopey out in front of the other six. All the other six start pushing Dopey and saying, "Go ahead, Dopey, ask him, ask him!"The Pope looks at Dopey and asks, "Do you have a question to ask me, young man?"Dopey looks up shyly and says, "Well, yes."The Pope tells him to go ahead and ask.Dopey asks, "Well, do....do they have nuns in Alaska?"The Pope replies, "Well, yes, I'm sure we have nuns in Alaska."The others all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, "Ask him the rest, Dopey, ask him the rest!"The Pope asks Dopey if there's more to his question, and Dopey continues, "Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in more...

Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!"Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him, we finally get to ask him." The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, Dopey out in front of the other six. All the other six start pushing Dopey and saying, "Go ahead, Dopey, ask him, ask him!"The Pope looks at Dopey and asks, "Do you have a question to ask me, young man?" Dopey looks up shyly and says, "Well, yes." The Pope tells him to go ahead and ask. Dopey asks, "Well, do.... do they have nuns in Alaska?" The Pope replies, "Well, yes, I'm sure we have nuns in Alaska." The others all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, "Ask him the rest, Dopey, ask him the rest!"The Pope asks Dopey if there's more to his question, and Dopey continues, "Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in more...

The seven dwarfs were in a Catholic church. They were sitting near
the rear and as the priest was speaking, they whispered and giggled
amongst themselves, causing quite a disturbance. All of a sudden,
Dopey stands up and says, "Priest, are there any midget nuns in the
church ?" "No," said the priest, "There are no midget nuns in the
church." A little time passed and the dwarfs were again whispering and
giggling amongst themselves causing quite a disturbance and noticeably
angering the priest.
Soon, Dopey stands up again and asks, "Priest, are there any midget
nuns in the city?"
"No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the city or in the church."
says
the priest. Again the dwarfs resume their annoying giggling to the
dismay of the priest.
Once again, Dopey stands up and asks "Priest, are there any midget
nuns in the state?"
"No, my son, there are no midget more...