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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are stranded on a deserted island 20 miles from shore. They decide to try to swim to shore. The brunette swims 7 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The redhead swims 10 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde swims 19 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

theres a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead and their ship breaks down 20 miles from an island. the redhead decides to swim to the island. she swims 5 miles, and drowns. the
brunette decides to swim to the island. she swims 10 miles and drowns. the blonde then decides to swim to the island. she swims 19 miles, gets tired, and swims back to the ship.

There's a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde stuck on a island. They eventualy decide two swim back to the mainland, which they can just barely see in the distance.
The brunette gets 1/4 of the way there and drowns.
The redhead gets 1/2 of the way there & drowns.
The blonde is the best swimmer of the group, and makes it 3/4 of the way there, but then she starts getting tired, so she turns around and swims back.