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A small white guy went into an elevator, when he got in he noticed a huge black dude standing next to him. The big black guy looked down upon the small white guy and said, "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown."
The small guy fainted!!
The huge black dude picked up the little white guy and brought him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asked the small white guy,
"What's wrong?" Our petite friend said, "Excuse me, but what did you say?"
The black giant looked down and repeated, "7 foot tall, 350pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown"
The white guy sighed, "Oh, thank God! I thought you said Turn around!!'"
A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs., 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs. each, Turner Brown."
The small guy just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping and shaking him. He asks, "Are you Ok?" In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs., have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs. each. And my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said Turn Around".
A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500, 000. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light. An old man on a moped, both looking about 90 years old, pulls up next to him.
The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?".
The dude replies "A 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. They cost $500, 000."
"That's a lotta money!" says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so much?"
"Cause this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool dude proudly.
The old man asks "Can I take a look inside?"
"Sure" replies the owner.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his moped, the old man says "That's a pretty nice more...
A man walks into the bathroom and discovers next to him at the urinal a little dude. Out of the corner of his eye he notices the size of the little guys... shlong. So the guy says, "How did you get such a large dick?"
"Well, I'm a leprechaun."
"What?" the guy says.
"Yep, you heard me."
As the man turns to walk away he thinks, "Man that's a big dick" So he turns to the little dude and says "what do i have to do to get a dick like that?"
"You don't want to know"
"Tell me I want to know." the man says.
"Well, take your pants down and let me fuck you in the ass."
The guy says, "No way in hell." As he walks out he considers the leprechaun's deal and decides that he really wants a big dick so he went back.
As the little dude was fucking him in the ass he asked, "How old are you?"
"30" the man replied.
"And you still believe more...