"Dude..." joke

by Anna

"Dude, she just called you awkward!" "OH, HELL NO! Hold my turtle!"

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- Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral

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A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...

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One day a boy asks his dad,"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" Dad thought for a minute and said, "Come with me." He took his son to his mother's bedroom, where shewas sleeping nude. "Son," he whispered, "see thatbrown soft more...

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

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