Dumbass Jokes

Dr suess tonuge twister.
See if you can do this read each
sentence out loud!
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now read only the the third line of each
sentence!
This is how to keep a dumbass
busy for forty seconds.

A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out.
"Jesus is gonna get you." The robber ignored it, and takes the TV. Again, the parrot cries out.
"Jesus is gonna get you." The robber started to get a little worried.
"What's your name, birdie?"
"Moses."
"What dumbass named you Moses?"
"The same dumbass who called his rottweiler Jesus."

Say this out loud:
this is a cat
is is a cat
how is a cat
to is a cat
keep is a cat
a is a cat
dumbass is a cat
busy is a cat
for is a cat
forty is a cat
seconds is a cat
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now read only the first word of each line!!
THIS is a cat
IS is a cat
HOW is a cat
TO is a cat
KEEP is a cat
A is a cat
DUMBASS is a cat
BUSY is a cat
FOR is a cat
FORTY is a cat
SECONDS is a cat

Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their
lovers (Rascal, Dumbass, Bobby) happened to be at the funeral home at the
same time,
and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.
The first man (Rascal) said, 'My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up
in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky.'
The second man (Dumbass) said, 'My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm
going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake.'
The third man (Bobby) said, 'My Jim was such a good lover, I think
I'm
going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my
ass up just one more time.'