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Psychologists havediscovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight intotheir personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eatingOreos: 1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverish nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos.Your Personality: 1. The whole thing - this means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children. 2. One bite at a time. You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat more...

One Sunday afternoon a drunk stumbled upon a baptismal service taking place down at the river. Proceeding into the water, he stood beside the preacher. Turning to him, the preacher asked, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?" "Yes, preacher, I sure am," the drunk replied.
The preacher then dunked him under the water and pulled him back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked. "Nope, I didn't," replied the drunk.
The preacher dunked him under for a bit longer, brought him up and again asked, "Brother, now have you found Jesus?" "No, I did not," sputtered the drunk.
Now disgusted, the preacher again dunked him under, this time holding him there for at least 30 seconds. He pulled him up out of the water once again and said in a harsh voice, "Have you found Jesus yet?"
The old drunk wiped the water from his face and said to the preacher, "Are you quite sure this is where he fell in?"

Two little boys were looking for a way to cool off on a hot summer day.
Their dad wouldn't let them play in the sprinkler because he was mowing the lawn, so the boys set out to find a way to get wet and cool without getting into trouble.
They sat on the curb brainstorming the solution, when suddenly one of them jumped up and declared, "I know! Let's get baptized!"
Well, both boys had seen enough to know that you can get wet at a baptism, so they trotted on down to the church on the corner and told the pastor they wanted to get baptized.
The irritated pastor finally relented after about 10 minutes of begging, and he finally dragged the boys to the men's room and dunked them both head first into the toilet, then sent them on their way.
The boys sat on the curb, slightly disappointed with the whole adventure, when one of them asked the other, "Hey, what religion are we now?"
"I don't know," replied the other. "If we were more...

Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreo's:

1. The whole thing all at once.

2. One bite at a time

3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.

4. In little feverous nibbles.

5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).

6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.

10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo.

Put your answers down NOW, then check below:

Your Personality:

1. The whole thing:
This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You more...