Dunking Jokes / Recent Jokes

There was a Christian woman who was seeking to convert to Judaism to please her Jewish husband. She was following a rabbi's instructions in a long process.
The rabbi asked her to go into a mikveh and dunk her head to finish the conversion. The woman responded with: "I just went to the beauty parlor and head my hair done. The permit cost me $35.00. Is there any way I can go in without dunking my head?".
The rabbi paused for a minute and replied:
"Yes, you can go in without dunking your head. However, you'll still have a goyishe kup".