Dust Jokes / Recent Jokes
If you do not know what you're doing, do it neatly.
If you do not like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question.
If you do not make dust, you eat dust.
If you do not say it, they can't repeat it.
If you do not understand it, it must be intuitively obvious.
If you explain so clearly that no one can possibly misunderstand, someone will.
If you file it, you'll know where it is but never need it. If you don't file it, you'll need it but never know where it is.
If you have always done it that way, it is probably wrong.
If you have got them by the testicles, their hearts and minds will follow.
If you have nothing to do, don't do it here.
Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.
Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.
Logic can never decide what is possible or impossible.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Love letters, business contracts, and money due you always arrive three weeks late, whereas junk mail arrives the day it was sent.
Make dust or eat dust.
Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish yourself as an expert.
Many are called, but few are at their desks.
Many quite distinguished people have bodies similar to yours.
After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. They agree and the pastor greets the family."Pastor," Johnny says, "I heard you say today that our bodies came from the dust.""That's right, Johnny, I did.""And I heard you say that when we die, our bodies go back to dust.""Yes, I'm glad you were listening. Why do you ask?""Well you better come over to our house right away and look under my bed' cause there's someone either comin' or goin'!"
A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. Whats wrong? asked his mother. Do people really come from dust, like they said in church? he sobbed. In a way they do, said his mother. And when they die do the turn back to dust? . Yes, they do. The little boy began to cry again. Well, under my bed theres someone either coming or going!
A little boy came downstairs crying late one night.' What's wrong? ' asked his mother. Do people really come from dust, like they said in church? he sobbed.' In a way they do,' said his mother.' And when they die do the turn back to dust? '.' Yes, they do.' The little boy began to cry again.' Well, under my bed there's someone either coming or going! '