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The book Dynamic Programming by Richard Bellman is an important, pioneering work in which a group of problems is collected together at the end of some chapters under the heading "Exercises and Research Problems," with extremely trivial questions appearing in the midst of deep, unsolved problems. It is rumored that someone once asked Dr. Bellman how to tell the exercises apart from the research problems, and he replied: "If you can solve it, it is an exercise; otherwise it's a research problem."

What is the dynamic range of the bass trombone? On or off.

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Sumit proposes to Riya' I love you.'

Riya:' For what?'

Sumit:' You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen'

Riya:' So what?'

Sumit:' You are the most caring human being I have ever come across.'

Riya:' So what?'

Sumit:' You are the most dynamic girl of my life.'

Priya:' So what?'

Sumit:' I want you because I cannot live without you.'

Riya:' I know that I am not beautiful. I know that I never care for anyone. I know that I am not at all dynamic. SO GET LOST'