E-mailing Jokes

I've been e-mailing William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare's dead, silly. No wonder he hasn't replied.

Ive been e-mailing William Shakespeare. William Shakespeares dead, silly. No wonder he hasnt replied.

Pupil: “Sir, Would You Mind E-Mailing My Exam Results To My Parents? ”
Teacher: “But Your Parents Don’t Have A Computer. ”
Pupil: “Exactly! ”