E-mails Jokes

Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

How does James Bond type e-mails? With his goldfinger.

Why dont you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read.

A traveling salesman was held up in the west by a rainstorm and flood. He e-mails his office in NY: "Delayed by storm. Send instructions"
His boss e-mails back: "Start vacation immediately"