Eagle Jokes / Recent Jokes

An eagle was feeling rather horny, so he swooped down on a dove and
took it back to his nest. Once back at the nest the dove said, "I'm a dove
and I like love."
The eagle thought, "Stuff that," and tossed the dove out of the
nest. Then the eagle spotted an owl. So he swooped down on the owl and
took it back to his nest. Once back at the nest the owl said, "I'm an owl
and I like to howl."
The eagle thought, "Stuff that," and tossed the owl out of the
nest. Then the eagle spotted an duck. So he swooped down on the duck and
took it back to his nest. Once back at the nest the duck said, "I'm a
drake and I think you've made a mistake!"
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A Native American, who hung an eagle feather from her mortarboard at graduation, won't be getting a diploma.
Neither will the two African Americans who wore multicolored tribal cloth with their gowns at the Muskogee, OK High School graduation.
According to the school district in this redneck town immortalized by Merle Haggard, the kids broke the dress code and won't receive their diplomas and transcripts until they complete 25 days of summer school as punishment. The three students are asking the American Civil Liberties Union to help them sue.
Says Native American Danaj Battese Trudell, "I'm not going to be defined by the white man anymore."
Based on a story from AP.

Watertown, New York:
It was eagle-eyed zookeepers who noticed first. The DNA testing only
proved what they already suspected.
The Thompson Park Zoo's American bald eagle breeding program was going
nowhere. Not with two males, anyway.
"We had our suspicions right away. The birds are virtually the identical
size," said Director Glenn D. Dobrogosz, who laughed Tuesday about the
gender mix-up that provided a comical start to the zoo's new eagle
breeding program.
"It happens. Not a lot. But it happens," he said.
The two American bald eagles - supposedly a male and female - arrived at
the zoo last July from the Bird Treatment and Learning Center in
Anchorage, Alaska.
The two males became good buddies but zookeepers quickly realized there
would be no amorous flights for these two, Dobrogosz said.
Because bald eagle males and females share the same coloring
characteristics, it is difficult to determine gender more...

One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost. For two days he roamed around trying to find a way out. He had not eaten anything during this period and was famished. Over on a rock ledge he spotted a bald eagle, killed it, and started to eat it. Surprisingly, a couple of park rangers happen to find him at that moment, and arrested him for killing an endangered species.At court, he plead innocent to the charges against him claiming that if he didn't eat the bald eagle he would have died from starvation.The judge ruled in his favor.In the judge's closing statement he asked the man, "I would like you to tell me something before I let you go. I have never eaten a bald eagle, nor ever plan on it. What did it taste like?"The man answered, "Well, it tasted like a cross between a whooping crane and a spotted owl!"

there was a blonde brunette red head so they were by this cliff and each time u jumped off the cliff and u saied something u wood turn into it . so the brunette jumped off and said hawk.she turned into a hawk.the red head jumped and said eagle.she turned into a eagle.the blonde jumped off and said crap.she turned into crap.

A forest ranger is making rounds in a remote part of the wooded reserve when he comes across an unkempt man, sitting at a makeshift campfire. To the ranger's horror, the man is eating a fish and a bald eagle.
He immediately arrests the man and puts him in jail. The following morning, the man appears before the Judge.
"Are you aware that eating a Bald Eagle is a federal offense?" asks the Judge.
"Yes, I am," replies the man, "but please allow me to explain what happened."
"You may proceed," instructs the Judge.
"I was lost in the woods and hadn't had anything real to eat for two weeks," explains the man. "I was so hungry, I was eating plants to stay alive."
"Then one day, I arrive at a lake. I see a Bald Eagle swooping down to the water and flying away with a fish in its talons. I thought, 'if I startled the Eagle, maybe I could steal the fish.'"
"Low and behold, the eagle lighted more...