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Three men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter.
St. Peter: Hi, what's your name?
Paul: My name is Paul.
St. Peter: Hi, Paul. Tell me, when you died, how much were you earning?
Paul: 120K.
St. Peter: Wow! Tell me, Paul, what were you doing to earn that kind of money?
Paul: I was a lawyer.
St. Peter: That's great. Come on in. St. Peter then turned to the second man. Hi, what's your name?
Roger: My name is Roger.
St. Peter: Hi, Roger. Tell me, when you died, how much were you earning?
Roger: 60K.
St. Peter: Hey, that's great! Tell me, Roger:, what did you do for a living?
Roger: I was an accountant.
St. Peter: That's very good. Come on in. St. Peter then turned to the second man. Hi, what's your name?
John: My name is John.
St. Peter: Hi, John. Tell me, John, how much were you earning when you died?
John: About $23, 000.
St. Peter: Hey, that's fantastic, John! Tell me, what instrument did you more...

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."
The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you... I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"

Father: Why don't you get yourself a job?
Son: Why?

Father: So you could earn some money.

Son: Why?

Father: So you could put some money in a bank and earn interest.

Son: Why?

Father: So that when you're old you can use the money in your bank account. ..and you would never have to work again.

Son: I'm not working now.

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy
If, Human - enjoy = Pigs + work
In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = pigs that work
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money
If Men - earn money = Pigs
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Pigs
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence,
Women = Pigs + spend
If, Women - spend = Pigs
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Pigs
Summary:
Men earn money not to let women become pigs!
Women spend not to let men become pigs!
Men + Women = 2 Pigs
Wish all the pigs to be happy forever.. .. thats Maths!!!

Human = eat sleep work enjoy
Donkey = eat sleep

Therefore,

Human = Donkey work enjoy

If, Human - enjoy = Donkey work!

In other words,

Human that don't enjoy = Donkey that work

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Men = eat sleep earn money
Donkeys = eat sleep

Therefore, Men = Donkeys earn money

If Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,

Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

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Women = eat sleep spend
Donkeys = eat sleep

Therefore, Women = Donkeys spend
If, Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words, Women that don't spend = Donkeys

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So the Conclusion is:

Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!

Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!