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A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she's wearing earphones connected to her walkman.
She tells the hair stylist to cut her hair but NOT to take off her earphones. He had to cut around it. But, he thought it would look really stupid if he didn't cut under her earphones so he picked them up and lifted them slightly.
Suddenly, she fell to the ground, dead. The hair stylist picked up the ear phones to see what she had been listening to and a recorded voice was saying "Breathe In, Breathe Out. Breathe In, Breathe Out."

Since Childhood Morron's Family Members Gave Him A Walkman And Earphones Which He Always Used. Even While Sleeping He Used
It. His Friends Were Curious To Know What Exactly There Was In That Tape. When They Asked Him, He Replied "If I Don't Hear It
I Will Die". Once When They Went To A Picnic They Took The Earphones Off Him While Sleeping And The Next Day He Was Found
Dead. They Were Shocked. One Of Them Then Heard What Exactly Was In The Tape. And What He Heard Was "Breath In, Breath Out,
Breath In, Breath Out...."

A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she's wearing earphones connected to her walkman.She tells the hair stylist to cut her hair but NOT to take off her earphones. He had to cut around it. But, he thought it would look really stupid if he didn't cut under her earphones so he picked them up and lifted them slightly.Suddenly, she fell to the ground, dead. The hair stylist picked up the ear phones to see what she had been listening to and a recorded voice was saying "Breathe In, Breathe Out. Breathe In, Breathe Out."

A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she's wearing earphones connected to her walkman. She tells the hair stylist to cut her hair but NOT to take off her earphones. He had to cut around it. But, he thought it would look really stupid if he didn't cut under her earphones so he picked them up and lifted them slightly. Suddenly, she fell to the ground, dead. The hair stylist picked up the ear phones to see what she had been listening to and a recorded voice was saying "Breathe In, Breathe Out. Breathe In, Breathe Out."

one day there was a blonde that would never let go of her cd player and she never toke her headphones off. but one day, she went to a barber shop to get her hair cut shorter.when she got to the barber shop, the lady told her to sit down and told her to wait at least 20 minutes because she had to finish with another customer. after 20 minutes it was her turn, so the lady asked her what kind of hair style she wanted and she said,"
a little trim will do the trick!"
but the lady asked her to take her headphones off butt the blond said no. so the barber waited until she fell asleep then she could tke the headphones off and trim her hair. when she took her headphones off, she fell out of her chair and the blond didnt even twitch a single inch. the barber was started to get worried and she called the paramedics. whe the paramedics arrived, they said that she was dead."
how?"
the barber asked. the paramedics held the earphones to his ears and the the cd more...