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Easiest way to figure the cost of living: take your income and add ten percent.

Whats the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money? Collect unemployment insurance!

Four surgens were comparing notes while taking a coffee
break. "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on", the first
one said." you open them up and everything is numbered."
"I think librarians are the easiest," the second one offered.
"You open them up and everything is in alphabetical order."
The third one said," I like engineers- they always understand when you have
parts left over at the end".
" I prefer to operate on lawyers," said the fourth surgeon, the most experienced of the group.
" They're heartless, spineless and gutless,
and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable."

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.

The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered".

"I think librarians are the easiest" said the second surgeon. "When you open them up all their organs are alphabetically ordered".

The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on electricians. All their organs are color coded".

The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They are heartless, spineless, gutless, and their head and their ass are interchangeable."

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York, says,' I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, Everything inside is numbered.'

The second, from Chicago, responds,' Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them, is color coded.'

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says,' No, I really think librarians Are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in:' You know, I like Construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he Observed:' You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.

There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the Head and the butt are interchangeable.