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The easiest way to grow up is to surround yourself with people who are smarter than you.

Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture, and the hardest things to sell.

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.
“I think accountants are the easiest to operate on, ” said the first surgeon. “You open them up and everything inside is numbered. ”
“I think librarians are the easiest to operate on, ” said the second. “You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order. ”
“I like to operate on electricians, ” said the third. “You open them up and everything inside is color-coded. ”
“I like to operate on lawyers, ” said the fourth. “They’re heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their asses are interchangeable. ”
“I like engineers, ” said the fifth. “They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end…”

Four doctors were sitting in the hospital lounge, arguing over who was the easiest to operate on. The first doctor said, " I think libraians are easiest. Everything is in alphabetical order!"

The next doctor says "Nawwwwww, it's gotta be construction workers, everything comes with blueprints!"

The 3rd doctor says "I am sure it has got to be bankers, everything is put in numerical order!"

The last doctor stands up and says "You are ALL wrong!! Lawyers are easiest, they have no guts, no brains, and they are all interchangeable!!!!"

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless spineless, gutless, and their heads and their tails are interchangeable."The fifth surgeon says "I like engineers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."

Finally, Jack had made it to the last round of the $5,000,000 Question. The night prior to the big question, he advised the show's host that he desired a question in American History.
When the big night arrived, Jack made his way on stage in front of the studio and TV audience. He was the best guest the show had ever seen and had become the talk of the town. The host stepped up to the mic.
"Jack, for your final question you have chosen American History. If you answer this question correctly, you will walk away $5,000,000 richer. Are you ready?"
Jack nodded with a cocky confidence and the crowd went wild. He hadn't missed a question all week.
"Jack, your American History question is a two-part question. As you are already aware, you may answer either part first. As a rule, the second half of the question is always easier. Which part would you prefer to take a stab at first?" said the host.
Jack was now becoming more noticeably nervous. He more...

WORLD'S EASIEST
QUIZ!
FOR ALL OF YOU THAT WILL NEVER MAKE "WHO WANTS TO BE A
MILLIONAIRE"
OR EVEN "THE WEAKEST LINK"...HERE'S THE WORLD'S
EASIEST QUIZ! (Passing
requires 4 correct answers)
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October
Revolution?
5)
What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific
are named after what
animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
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ANSWERS TO THE
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1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years
2) Which country
makes Panama hats? Ecuador
3) From which animal do we get more...