"Five Surgeons" joke

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.
“I think accountants are the easiest to operate on, ” said the first surgeon. “You open them up and everything inside is numbered. ”
“I think librarians are the easiest to operate on, ” said the second. “You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order. ”
“I like to operate on electricians, ” said the third. “You open them up and everything inside is color-coded. ”
“I like to operate on lawyers, ” said the fourth. “They’re heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their asses are interchangeable. ”
“I like engineers, ” said the fifth. “They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end…”

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