Easter Jokes / Recent Jokes

What is the Easter Bunnys favourite state capital? Albunny, New York!

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!

Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!

Three people walk up the St. Peter, hoping to enter heaven, but he
has a little test for them first. He asks the first man why we
celebrate Easter, and the man says, "Oh, that's the day when we get
really dressed up in fun costumes and go trick or treating right?"
St. Peter is disgusted and he sends the man to hell.
The second man comes to the gate and St. Peter asks him the same
question, and this man says, "Oh, this is when we eat turkey and
celebrate all of the things that we are thankful for right?"
Peter couldn't beleive it, he sent the second man to hell and
called the third man up. He again asked the man why Easter is so
important, and why we celebrate it, and this man says, "Oh, that is
easy. Jesus came to the earth and he was crucified, and buried in a
cave..."
St. Peter sighed because his faith in man was restored, but then he
heard the man say... "and then Jesus rose up more...

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering.

Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter said "Sorry, only Christians are allowed in Heaven."
The Muslims said "But we are good Christians!"
St. Peter replied "Okay, if you're good Christians then tell me what is Easter?"
The first Muslim went up to St. Peter and said "I know! I'm a good Christian! Easter was when the Jesus man dressed up in a white bunny suit and hopped around delivering eggs to children!"
St. Peter shook his head, and said "Next!"
The second Muslim guy then came up and said "I know! I'm a good Christian! Easter was when the Jesus man dressed up in a red and white suit and flied around delivering presents to good children!"
St. Peter sighed, and said "Next!"
So the last Muslim guy comes up to old St. Peter and says "Oh, I know! I'm a good Christian! Easter was when the Jesus man died on the cross for the people, and they buried more...

How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!