Economy Jokes / Recent Jokes
The plane is on its way to Houston, when a blonde in economy class gets up
and moves to the first class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She
then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will
have to sit back in her seat.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston, and
I'm staying right here."
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the
co-pilot that there is a blonde sitting in first class who belongs in
economy and won't move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she
only paid for economy, she will have to leave and return to her seat.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston, and
I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police
waiting when they land more...
"The economy is weird." Remarked one worker to another. "My bank failed before the toaster did."
My real estate agents' business is so bad that she lost her house to forclosure. I wouldn't mind her showing me houses in her shopping cart but one of the wheels was broken and her pee bottle kept leaking..
Banks that are getting taxpayer bailouts awarded their top executives nearly $1.6 billion in salaries, bonuses, and other benefits last year. But at least they saved millions of dollars by keeping their pens chained to the counters.
A Nevada brothel won approval for the 1st guy prostitute to start working. In related news, state officials project that within a week they'll have the lowest male unemployment rate in the U.S.
The financial crisis is not affecting me. All my money is tied up in unearned income.