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A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."
The mother, more that a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting," she said, "How do you make babies?"
"It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change' y' to' i' and add' es'."
you so dum you stuck 2 batteries up yo but and said "i got the power"
BY Kenny battle
Little Johnny's second grade teacher was quizzing them on the alphabet.
"Johnny," she says, "what comes after' O'?"
Johnny says, "Yeah!"
"Hey, gimme a pencil, Tall fat bush!!" Shouts Ariel. "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!" Screams Mrs.godonfur. "I wasnt talking to you, I was talking to that tree there behind that has a sign on it saying, 'This amazing tree makes pencils, paper, rubber, and all sorts of things!'" Replies Ariel. "No, thats what the wood is from..." Giggles Mrs.godonfur.
One day, a boy called William fell sick. He called his teacher to inform him.
"William cannot go to school because he is sick," said William.
"Who's speaking?" asked the teacher.
"My uncle," said William.
Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.
Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
Q: What's a Japanese girl's favorite holiday?
A: Erection day.