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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Denial!
Denial who?
Denial's in Egypt, but I'm here! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Denial!
Denial who?
Denial's a river in Egypt!

SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN - August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - Six people drowned yesterday while trying to rescue a chicken that had fallen into a well in southern Egypt. An 18-year-old farmer was the first to descend into the 60-foot well. He drowned, apparently after an undercurrent in the water pulled him down, police said. His sister and two brothers, none of whom could swim well, went in one by one to help him, but also drowned. Two elderly farmers then came to help, but they apparently were pulled down by the same undercurrent. The bodies of the six were later pulled out of the well in the village of Nazlat Imara, 240 miles south of Cairo. The chicken was also pulled out. It survived.

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Egypt!
Egypt who?
Egypt a bit off my best china plate! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Egypt!
Egypt who?
Egypt you when he sold you a broken door bell!