Elephant Jokes / Recent Jokes
How do you get an elephant out of the water? Wet. How do you get two elephants out of the water? One by one.
What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers! What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old? Six weeks old! What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail? This is the end of me! Policeman: "One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle."Zoo Keeper: "Nonsense, none of my elephants knows how to ride a bicycle!"Why do the elephants have short tails? Because they can't remember long stories! How to you keep an elephant in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!"Dad, Mum is fighting with an enormous elephant in the garden!""Don't worry dear, I'm sure the elephant can look after itself!" My elephants got no trunk? How does it smell? Terrible! What do elephants sing at christmas? Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants... Who do elephants get their christmas presents from? Elephanta Claus!
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden!
A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan. The teller tells the frog to see Mr. Paddywack, the loan officer. Mr. Paddywack looks at the frog and says, "What do you have for collateral?" The frog pulls out of his pocket a solid silver elephant. Mr. Paddywack looks at the elephant and says, "I don't know. I'm going to have to ask Mr. Larson, the bank manager to approve this." He goes into Mr. Larson's office and comes back. Two minutes later, Mr. Larson comes out with the elephant and says, "It's a knick-knack Paddywack, give the frog a loan!"
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. How do you breathe through that thing?
Whats the difference between an elephant and a banana? Have you ever tried to peel an elephant?
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Because eight inches isn't enough.