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Whats the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 3, 000 miles!
A singhala elephant and a white mouse
became very good friends
somehow.
One day, while walking together the elephant falls into
a rather large hole.
Being the singhala elephant's friend
the white mouse
hurries home and brings his Mercedes Benz
ties a line to the elephant and pulls him out.
The elephant humbly thanks the white mouse.
A few days later,
the mouse falls
into a rather deep hole.
The singhala elephant
rather calmly and easily
sticks down his
rather long appendage,
that elephants are known to have,
giving
the white mouse a way to climb out.
Moral of the story:
Singhala people don't need Mercedes Benz cars.
(It's a matter of pride)
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How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, insert the giraffe, and close the door.
(This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.)
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator door.
Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, insert the elephant, and close the door.
(This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.)
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
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A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?" The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion! Later, the lion confronts a ox and fiercely bellows, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?" The terrified ox stammers, "Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!" On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?" Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times leaving the lion feeling like it'd been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomps on the lion till it looks like a corn tortilla and ambles away. The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the elephant - "Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so upset about it!"
One day Nasrudin asked a wealthy man for some money.
"What do you want it for?"
"To buy an elephant."
"If you have no money you will not be able to maintain an
elephant."
"I asked for money, not advice!"
Whats grey and goes round and round? An elephant in a washing machine!