Elephant Jokes / Recent Jokes

One fine day Mister Rabbit goes running around the forest.
He sees a giraffe rolling a joint. "Giraffe, giraffe! Why do you do drugs? Come run with me instead!"
So the giraffe stops rolling his joint and runs with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing lines. Says the rabbit: "Elephant, elephant, why do you do drugs? Come run with us instead."
So the elephant stops and goes running with the two. Then they come across a lion preparing a syringe. "Lion, lion," cries the rabbit, "Why do you do drugs? Come run with us instead."
The lion, with a mighty roar, bangs the rabbit to smithereens.
"No!" the giraffe and the elephant cry. "Why did you do that? All he was trying to do was to help you out!"
The lion replied, "Damn rabbit always makes me run around the friggin' forest when he's on speed!"

dig a big hole put ashes in the hole put pees all around the hole when the elephant trys to take a pee kick him in the ash hole

How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
Footprints in the butter!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? So he could hide in the cherry tree!

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver. The little kid starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull." The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continued with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."
The kid went on with several animals until the bus driver got angry and yelled at the kid, "What if your dad was a serial killer and your mom was a prostitute?!"
The kid smiled and said, "I would be a bus driver!"

How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the butter!

What do you call an elephant that flies? A jumbo jet!