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A worker who was being paid by the week approached his employer and held up his last paycheck. "This is two hundred dollars less than we agreed on," he said.
"I know," the employer said. "But last week I overpaid you two hundred dollars, and you never complained."
"Well, I don't mind an occasional mistake," the worker answered, "but when it gets to be a habit, I feel I have to call it to your attention."

4 guys go to this job interview. They all pass a test, and have one final verbal question from the employer. They all file in in front of him.
"Ok," said the employer, "I have to ask you one more question, and this decides if you start working for me."
He goes up to this first guy and asks, "What is the fastest thing in the world?"
The guy looks at him, and goes, "A thought. I mean, it just appears in your head."
"OK... " the boss goes.
He walks up to the nexy guy.
"What is the fastest thing in the world?"
"Ummm... a blink of an eye. It is just like, you dont even notice you blink at all."
"Ok..., " he says as he walked up to the third guy, "and you?"
This guy answers right away, "Turning on the light. I mean, you just flick it on and it is there."
"Alright." He walks up to the last guy.
"You know the question... "
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Santa and Banta are two friends and Santa singh has very good job. Banta singh is jobless and one day asks Santa for some good job.
Santa singh says, OK next time we will apply together and they do. On interview day, Santa singh says, first I will go inside and answer all questions except last one, and after coming out, I would give you all answers and questions. So you go and then answer there. You will get the Job. So, Santa goes in.
EMPLOYER: When we got independence?
SANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: Good. Who is our PM?
SANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER: OK. What's India's population?
SANTA: (He was not to reply last one so he says) Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you sir.
Now he comes out and tell questions and answers to Banta Singh.
Banta singh was real SARDAR and he remembers all answers and forgot questions. He goes in more...