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The world was shocked and saddened this morning, to learn of the death of the Energizer Bunny.
Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going and going and going, 'Pinkie', as he was known to his closest friends and relatives, was 6 years old and alone at the time of his death.
An autopsy was performed earlier today and Chief Medical Examiner, Dr. Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation. It appears that someone had put Pinkie's batteries in backwards, causing him to keep coming, and coming, and coming...
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old.Authorities believe that the death occurred at approximately8:42PM last evening.Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going andgoing and going, "Pinkie" as he was known to his friends andrelatives, was alone at the time of his death.An autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief medicalExaminer, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death wasacute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation.Apparently, someone had put Mr.Bunny's batteries in backwards, and he kept coming, and coming and coming...
Today, the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred approximately 8:42 last evening.
Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going, and going, "Pinkie", as he was known to his friends and family, was alone at the time of his death. An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief Medical Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone had put the bunny's batteries in backwards and he kept coming, and coming, and coming. ..
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred at approximately8: 42PM last evening. Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going andgoing and going, "Pinkie" as he was known to his friends andrelatives, was alone at the time of his death. An autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief medicalExaminer, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death wasacute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, someone had put Mr. Bunny's batteries in backwards, and he kept coming, and coming and coming.....