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A fierce gust of wind blew 45-year-old Vittorio Luise's car into a river near Naples, Italy, in 1983. He managed to break a window, climb out and swim to shore -- where a tree blew over and killed him.

Mike Stewart, 31, of Dallas was filming a movie in 1983 on the dangers of low-level bridges when the truck he was standing on passed under a low-level bridge -- killing him.

Walter Hallas, a 26-year-old store clerk in Leeds, England, was so afraid of dentists that in 1979 he asked a fellow worker to try to cure his toothache by punching him in the jaw. The punch caused Hallas to fall down, hitting his head, and he died of a fractured skull.

Two West German motorists had an all-too-literal head-on collision in heavy fog near the small town of Guetersloh. Each was guiding his car at a snail's pace near the center of the road. At the moment of impact their heads were both out of the windows when they smacked together. Both men were hospitalized with severe more...

Maori falla sitting in the pub, guy walks in orders a pint.
Maori falla "Hey bro you a pom .. tell by your accent eh!?''
" Yes i am!" replies the pom, " and proud of it to bro?"
Maori falla "Oh! ok then where bouts you from then?''
Pom " From England?"
Maori falla "what part?
Pom "Surrey!"
Maori falla "what part?"
Pom "Surrey!"
Maori falla "Ehhhh!! you know???? the suburb man?"
Pom "Surrey!"
Maori falla "never mind bro your a Pom from England eh!! Cheers mate?"