Erase Jokes

Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please.
We wanna give you a warning,
'Cause I found out this morning,
About a dangerous, insidious computer virus.
If you should get it, an email with the subject, 'stinky cheese',
Better off protecting your chances,
Under no circumstances, should you open it,
Or else it will...
Translate your documents into Swahili,
Make your TV record "Gigli",
Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling,
Look out!
It's gonna make your computer screen freeze,
Look out!
Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs,
Look out!
Erase your hard drive and your backups too,
And the hard drive of anyone related to you!
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody!
Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls,
It'll make your keyboard all sticky,
Give your poodle a hickey,
And invest your more...

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