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Q: What's the difference between a eunuch and an Eskimo?
A: A eunuch is a massive vassal with a passive tassel, while an Eskimo is a rigid midget with a frigid digit.

What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party?
Freeze a jolly fellow!
What party game did Jekyll like best?
Hyde and Seek!
Did you hear about the man who went to the fancy dress party as a bone?
A dog ate him in the hall!
What would you do if you saw Dracula, Frankenstein & The Swamp Thing?
Hope they were going as a fancy dress party!
Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball?
It was a moth ball!
How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?
Chick to chick!
Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party?
It was a scream!
Did you hear about the party with lots of fireworks, balloons & crackers?
It went with a bang!
What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?
Fancy a bite?
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
He had no body to go with!

There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their local bar, they got to talking about how cold it was outside, and how cold their igloos were. They could agree on everything but whose igloo was the coldest, so they decided to determine who indeed had the coldest igloo.
They went to the first Eskimo's igloo, where he said "Watch this!" and poured a cup of water into the air. Well, the water froze in mid-air and fell onto the floor solid. "Not bad", said the other Eskimos, but each maintained their igloo was colder still.
So they went to the second Eskimo's igloo, and he said "Watch this!" and took a big breath and exhaled, whereupon his breath froze into a big lump and fell to the floor. "Wow, that's colder than mine!" said the first Eskimo.
But the third Eskimo exclaimed his was colder still. So they ended up at the third Eskimo's igloo. He said "Watch this!" and went into the bedroom, threw back more...

There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their local bar, they got to talking about how cold it was outside, and how cold their igloos were. They could agree on everything but whose igloo was the coldest, so they decided to determine who, indeed, had the coldest igloo. They went to the first Eskimo's igloo, where he said "Watch this!" and poured a cup of water into the air. Well, the water froze in mid-air and fell onto the floor solid. "Not bad" said the other Eskimos, but each maintained their igloo was colder still. So they went to the second Eskimo's igloo, and he said "Watch this!" and took a big breath and exhaled, whereupon his breath froze into a big lump and fell to the floor. "Wow, that's colder than mine!"said the first Eskimo. But the third Eskimo exclaimed his was colder still. So they ended up at the third Eskimo's igloo. He said "Watch this!" and went into the bedroom, looked under three hugh more...

Q: What's the difference between a eunuch and an Eskimo?
A: A eunuch is a massive vassal with a passive tassel, while an Eskimo is a rigid midget with a frigid digit.

Two Eskimos, sitting in a kayak, were very chilly. To keep warm, they lit afire in the craft, but it sank. They should have known. You can`t have yourkayak and heat it too.

A man is lost in the desert. He used up the last of his water three days ago and he's lying, gasping, on the sand, when in the distance he suddenly hears a voice calling "Mush! Mush!"
Not trusting his ears he turns his head and there it is again, closer this time - "Mush! Mush!"
Propping himself up on one elbow he squints against the sun and sees, of all things, an Eskimo in a fur coat driving a sled with a team of huskies across the dunes. Thinking that it's a hallucination, he blinks and shakes his head, but it's for real! He painfully lifts one arm and in a cracked voice calls, "He-elp!"
The Eskimo pulls the sled up by him, the huskies panting in the heat, and he says to the Eskimo, "I don't know what you're doing here, or why, but thank God you are! I've been wandering around this desert for days, my water's all gone and I'm completely lost!"
The perspiring Eskimo looks down at him and says, "You think YOU'RE lost!"