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You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early. 2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol. 4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril. 5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking. " Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 6. Bring cheerleaders. 7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the more...

A college "Creative Writing" class was asked by the professor to write a concise essay containing the following four elements:
Religion
Royalty
Sex
Mystery
The writer of the best essay would be given a bookstore gift certificate. The winning essay read:
"My God!" said the Queen. "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"

A teacher in a rural area, attempting to broaden the outlook of her narrow-horizoned class, asked each student to write an essay on his views of foreigners. All turned in more or less acceptable pieces except for hard-bitten young Billy, whose essay, in full, was "All foreigners are bastards."The shocked teacher made no direct comment but devoted her next lecture to a description of Greek architecture, Roman law, English drama, German music, Italian poetry, Russian novels, Chinese philosophy, and African sculpture. She then asked the class to write another essay on foreigners.With beating heart, she reached Billy's paper. It said in full, "All foreigners are bastards. Some are cunning bastards."

The teacher asked amda: class. .. pls write me an essay on ticks
amda new so much about ticks
ticks have eight legs, ticks live on dogs, ticks are black, ticls are insects.......
the next day
class pls write about coconut tree
amda replies
"amda didn't know much about coconut trees"
amda: coconut trees grow on land. dogs come and rub against coconut trees. dogs have ticks. ticks have eight legs, ticks live on dogs, ticks are black.....
the following day...
teacher: children p-lease write an essay on cats.
amda didnt know about cats.
amda: cats have four legs. dogs chases cats. dogs have ticks. tick have eight legs, ticks live on dogs, ticks are black.....
everything turns out an essay on ticks.
so the teacher thought hard.
something that cannot turn up an essay on ticks.
the teacher thought for an hour and she came up with the idea to for an essay on fish.
no way is this going to lead to an essay more...