Ethnics Jokes / Recent Jokes

Why does an [ethnics's] left arm pit smell so damm bad?
They can't find "Left Guard" at the store.

Two [ethnics] are out fishing, and having a great day. As fast as
they put a hook into the water, a fish bites, and they reel it in.
As sunset approaches they decide to mark the spot, so they can come
back again.
The first [ethnic] thinks a bit and then paints a big "X" on the bottom
of their boat.
The second [ethnic] says "You idiot! what if we get a different bat next
time?"

Two [ethnics] both worked in the airport, Toronto, filling up the
planes with gas. They had been doing this for a number of
years.
One day, Mike shouted over to Jim, who was away over on
the other wing. "Jim, some of the gas splashed me and I have
found that it has the flavor of our [ethnic] screech, try it!"
He does, and yells back, "Lets take some in our thermoses!"
So they filled their thermoses and shortly went home.
After a couple of hours,
Mike phoned his buddy, to ask how he was doing with the
booze?
He replied "Fantastic, Mike"
Mike then warned Jim,
"What ever you do, don't fart! I'm phoning you from Calgary!"

Two [ethnics] were walking along the street and came across a building
with a sign that said 'Taco Bell.' One turns to the other and says, "I didn't
know the Mexicans had their own phone company."

Two [ethnics], Tom and Jack, were sitting in a bar one day, when two
fishermen walked in with 2 huge trout, one of the [ethnics] asked where the
guys got the fish, and the fishermen told the [ethnics] that they go down to the
bridge, one guy would hold the other by the ankles until a fish was
caught.
The [ethnics] figured that they could to that.
After holding Tom for about 20 minutes, Jack asked Tom if he had anything,
and the reply was "no." About 20 more minutes passes, so Jack asked again, and
again the reply was "no." Finally, Tom yelled "Pull me up! Pull me up!!"
Jack exclaimed "Ya got one?" Tom said, "No! a train is coming!"