Fishermen Jokes

Q: What do fishermen and hypochondriacs have in common?
A: They don't really have to catch anything to be happy.

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.

Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the first fisherman said: "double my I.Q" so the mermaid did it and to his surprise he started reciting shakespeare. Then the second fisherman said: "triple my I.Q." and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn't know existed. The third fisherman was so impressed he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q and the mermaid said "Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life!" the fisherman said "yes" so the mermaid turned him into a woman

Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the first fisherman said: "double my I. Q" so the mermaid did it and to his surprise he started reciting shakespeare.
Then the second fisherman said: "triple my I. Q." and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn't know existed.
The third fisherman was so impressed he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I. Q and the mermaid said "Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life!" the fisherman said "yes" so the mermaid turned him into a woman...

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.