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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing

An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!

An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine

An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked