Fabritzi Jokes

Fabritzi, Jacques, and Abe are about to be executed and they are asked what they wish to have for their last meal. Fabritzi asks for a Pepperoni Pizza which he is served. He is then executed. Jacques asks for a Filet Mignon which he is served. He too is then promptly executed.
Abe requests a plate of strawberries. "Strawberries?" "Yes," replies Abe, "strawberries." "But they are out of season." "So, nu, I'll wait. . . . "