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FIRST FRIEND: You know, I faced a tiger today!
SECOND FRIEND: Oh really, what happened?
FIRST FRIEND: The tiger looked into my eyes and I looked into his eyes...
SECOND FIRST: Then what happened?
FIRST FRIEND: Then I moved forward...
SECOND FRIEND: What!
FIRST FRIEND: I had to see other animals in the zoo...

A CEO of a troubled company was relieved of his duties at the Board of Directors meeting. When he returned to his office to collect his personal belongings, his replacement was bringing in his first boxload. Not wanting it to be an uncomfortable moment, the former CEO spoke.

"I have nothing against you. This has been a terrible period in my life, and I only wish you the best," he said. "Before I go, let me give you three envelopes. If things start to become really tough, open the first one. After that, you will be fine for awhile, then when it gets tougher, open the second..."

The new CEO thanked his predecessor, finished moving in and began to organize himself. A few months went by, he had made no progress, and was called into a meeting with the Board of Directors. He decided it was time to open the first envelope.

Written on a piece of paper was the advice, "Blame conditions on your predecessor." The man went to the more...